Reason #1 Why I Don't Quote Movies

Cause I need my hearing examined. Or . . . . . maybe not.

We are watching Turk 182. You are gonna have to read up on it here.



It's toward the end and some dumb detective guy shoots at the power grid. He is trying to stop the kid that is making a sign with lights some 200 feet in the air. The guy in charge of the power grid won't tell the detective how to shut it off so the detective shoots it to shut it down. The in-charge of the power dude says, "Haven't you ever heard of axillary power?" He then turns on the alternate form of power and yells, "You'll have to bring an f@!$%&*! bazooka . . . . . you dumb son of a b%$#*!"

Mr. turns to me and apologizes for not remembering that the movie said that. I'm trying to figure out when he became concerned that the phrase S.O.B. would be offensive to me. So I asked, "You didn't know what was in there." He replied, "the f-word." After a brief moment of thinking I just laughed out loud. Hard.

When I regained composure I told him that I heard, "You'll have to bring a bucket bazooka." What's a bucket bazooka? Heck if I know. I told Mr. that my pure and innocent ears just don't hear the blasted f-word. ;)

Uhm, yeah. He didn't buy it either, but I am glad I heard my version over the real thing.