Some People Blog About Poop. We Blog About Barf

While riding in the car tonight Tree Monkey told hubs that she would be eating corn dogs and chili cheese fries at their lunch dates to Weinerschnitzel.

I asked why she was changing from the chili cheese dog to the corn dog. Cause mom's ask dumb questions like this wanna know.

She tells me it's because she doesn't like throwing up all that chili. Hubs teased her about NOT lifting the toilet seat and barfing all over the floor. She said she didn't have time to lift the seat and I asked why she didn't barf in the tub instead of all over the floor.

That was the wrong question.

She replied, "Mom, it had fries in it."

Yep. That was just what I wanted to know.