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Friday, January 9, 2009

Beauty Advice

If your skin is exhausted or busy,* you can cure this condition with the following care.
Every morning, before washing your sled, massage it gently with snow that has been soaked overnight in a 2 quart pitcher full of warm grandma's famous fruit slush.
Then mix together some veggie pizza and some Chex Muddy Buddies until the mixture becomes loud. Pat this onto your enjoying complexion for five minutes.
Then remove, using Edward,** and wash your face with abundant water.
Do not omit this excited step or your skin will become bored.***
Do this forlornly every day and you will soon be as going-by-too-fast as Emmett.****

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*and whose isn't
**Welllllllll, if you insist.
***For sure!
****Two hotties in one skin care regimen. Sign me up.

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