Because I feel like writing letters

Dear Dish Network,
Please stop unblocking the Video on Demand channel and adding extra channels full of smut and foulness to my line-up. I already block 90% of the channels that you force me to have just so I can watch the good stuff on Discovery Health, HGTV, Tru TV, Law and Order, NCIS, and Criminal Minds.

It would be great if I could just pay for the channels that I want. That would save me a lot and keep me from having to worry about the new porn channels you think we need. Just don't make any more changes until you have first cleared it with me.

Thanks,
Klin

Dear Foster Boys that are here on respite,
I am old. I know how to be defiant. I can wait you out. It's just easier to do the task asked of you because you will end up doing it any way.
Be nice when you go home to your foster families. My job is to make you love the home you are living at when you come on respite. I am good at my job.

I love you,
Mamma K

Dear Coco,
If you don't stop barking when I tell you to be quiet you will be banished to the outside. It hurts my ears when you keep barking even when I tell you it's okay. I know you are old and dog Alzheimers has set in, but remember I am top dog and when I say "BE QUIET" I mean it.

Mom