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Friday, February 22, 2008

Actual Conversation Heard Tonight in Our Home

Monkey Wrench: Mom, is there a canning jar that I can have?

Me: I'm sure there is. Why?

Monkey Wrench: I want to try an experiment. (Me looking at him puzzled) You know how people catch the wind in jars; well I want to catch a fart.
(Demonstrates handing jar and opening it, then reacting to a bad smell)

Boys. *shakes head in despair*

Where did this idea come from?

I think this kid has watched too much TV.

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