Hilarious Driving Test Questions

The men in this house are taking practice tests for the CDL (Commercial Driver's License).

I had to share the question and the funniest, most ridiculous answer to a few of these. Want to know the real answer? You'll have to find your own practice test. For now, here is a good laugh. It is the best medicine, after all.

Q- Which of these statements about vehicle fires is true?
A- If a trailer is on fire you should drive fast to put the flames out.

Q- Your vehicle is in a traffic emergency and may collide with another vehicle if you do not take action (ya think?) Which of these is a good rule to remember at such time?
A- Unbuckle your safety belt before impact so that you will not be trapped inside your vehicle. (You may be the projectile coming out the window though)

Q- Which of these statements about cold-weather driving is true?
A- In snowstorms wiper blades should be adjusted so that they do make direct contact with the windshield. (Maybe if you turn them on high they will blow the snow off your windshield :\)

Q- Which of these statements about overhead clearance is true? (Like for going under an overpass)
A- Extra speed will cause air to push your vehicle down for extra clearance. (I'm sure that violates some scientific law)

I sure hope these questions are weighted. Pick this answer and you automatically fail.

Good for a laugh anyway.